TO-DAY, TO-DAY| BIG SHOW! BRAIN STREET THEATRE| MATINEE AT TWO| THE BARNES-SMITH WISDOM TRUST PRESENT THEIR ENTIRE COMPANY IN FLIM-FLAMMED SENIORS OR THE CRIME OF THE SCHOOL| MOST MARVELOUS PRODUCTION YET OFFERED IN THIS OR ANY OTHER CITY| ENTIRE PERFORMANCE UNDER PERSONAL SUPERVISION OF MR. R. LOCKWOOD CRANDELL, D.D.| GREAT PLAY DEPICTING MODERN IMBICILITY| 10 HEADLINERS| AS CURTAIN RAISERS MR. SENYER PRESUDUNT AND CO. WILL GIVE THEIR DISGUST INSPIRING SKETCH "ME, MYSELF AND RALPH"| MADAME CLO RANER... THE FEMALE ORATOR, P. BOWLTUN ROW... LADY OLIVE, THE SILENT... SUNBURNT SANTA... TOM O'MARA, THE FRENCH VOCALIST... THE GREAT DEBATE AUDIENCE WILL BE STUPEFIED BY THIS NOISE ALMIGHTY 4TET. NOTE.- DURING THIS ACT BOQUETS, CABBAGES, ETC., MUST NOT BE DEPOSITED UPON THE STAGE WITH GREATER SPEED THAN 10 MILES PER HOUR. SIGNED: THE MANAGEMENT| ALSO MORE NONSENSE IN 62 OTHER THRILLING ACTS...